Shell

A stand up guy. Tough guy. Not a punk, or soft, or cotton candy. A force to be reckoned with. One who is looked at as "hard". A real nigga.

Rogers:"You heard about your boy Colley?"

Boyd: "Nah, what he do NOW?"

Allen:"He was one deep and beat up 3 goons from DSG"

Boyd:"Yeah man my boy has always been shell!"

by Prince Christopher October 5, 2007

Ghost In The Shell: Stand-Alone Complex

A mundane anime featuring a big titted super cyborg ninja bitch in a thong and boots who flips around and beats the shit out of men. Or in other words, it's every fat greasy weaboo fucktard's wettest fantasy featured in their most favorite format to jerk off their one inch dongs to. Thumbing this down is also another way of openly admitting you are indeed a fat, greasy, weaboo fucktard with a one inch dong who jerks off to this shitty show.

You: OMFG!!!111! MOTOKO FROM GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND-ALONE COMPLEX IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT! HER OUTFIT IS SO KAWAIIIII! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!* OHHHHH MAJORRRRRR!

by couchfort June 10, 2010

Shell

To shell a joint is to place the end of the joint in the shotgun hole of a piece and press your thumb to the bowl, inhaling through the mouth piece.

Man, this jay's almost kicked, let's shell it.

by Johnny Thunder July 17, 2007

shallow and pedantic

A term used to mock someone who claims to be a genius but really isn't. Particularly used on people who use longer versions of certain words.

""""smart"""" guy: I do agree that the administration whom committed 9/11 should be exterminated from our earth as quickly as needs be.
Some other guy: I agree, they are shallow and pedantic.
""""smart"""" guy: Ah yes, as if someone who quotes family guy can use the same vocabularly I use.
Some other guy: Yes, shallow and pedantic.

by True christ February 22, 2018

Empty Shell

Empty shell is an expression used for when you go for a shit and nothing comes out. Relates to turtles head, a turd that bobs in and out of your arse but in the case of a false alarm shit the shell is empty.

I thought I needed a shit but went for an empty shell instead.

by Ken Walker February 8, 2008

shallow

What fat, cocksucking ugly cunts call you after you turn them down because deep down theyre sad that theyre fat dirty scumbags who no one wants! Looks arent everything but im not going to touch some big greaseball.

"your like, so shallow because i smell like an anchovies twat!"- some stupid fatass.

by da hood' November 3, 2004

Shell of a man

A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight guys - I’m a shell of a man from what I used to be

by Jaxg June 22, 2022