Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

high concept ship

A striking and succinct concept for a ship.

A relationship and presumed chemistry so immediately magnetic it'll make you quote sk8ter boi: "can I make it any more obvious?"

Zutara is a high concept ship: a fire nation prince meets the girl from the water tribe.

by lena danvers February 4, 2019

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

Ship

A large sea fairing vessel in which transports cargo or civilians across vast oceans. This should never be referred to as a boat, anyone who calls it a boat is a filthy land lubber

Tommy: “look at that big boat out there!! I want a big boat like that!”

Timmy: “ YAAAARRRRGH YE’ FILTHY LAND LUBBER, THAT VESSEL BE A SHIP, NEVER WAS OR SHALL IT BE A BOAT, NOW WALK THE PLANK!!!!!”

by SanguineBalloon January 31, 2018

Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

ship

“I’m aware”
“I agree”

“I been known”

for those who know, a combination of “I’m sharp” and “I’m hip”

Connor: “Dude this party is fire!”
Jason: “Bro I’m ship”

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Sensor ship

A boat off shore that keeps track of the violence on land and alerts the area of threat usually keeping an untampered with record. Surpasses censorship and detailing.

They sent a destroyer after the sensor ship after preventing high tide.

by Gridl0cked99 August 27, 2025