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Thumbnail Shopping

Online shopping with no intention of buying anything. Just admiring the product in the thumbnail, maybe looking at a few color options, and then scrolling by. Often done by college students who can't afford new stuff but can afford to ignore their professor for a little while.
Erin always sits in the back of her lectures so she can go thumbnail shopping when she gets bored with organic chemistry.
Thumbnail Shopping by Old Toby November 7, 2021

Joecery Shopping 

Vegan E-biker for, going grocery shopping at Trader Joe's.
Taking the e-bike joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?

Joecery Shopping 

I'm going Joecery shopping, do we need almond milk?

Sauce Shopping 

When you can't think of a good hentai/anime to watch/admire/jerk off to and want to find some new content. Can usually be achieved by searching up certain nightcore songs on Youtube and then selecting the thumbnail picture which fits to your taste. Most channels include the sauce in the description.
Imma go to yt for some sauce shopping.
Sauce Shopping by Comrade Peng April 25, 2022

Click Shopping

Essentially the same as “Window Shopping”, but you’re adding things to cart you want buy but never actually check out. Ultimately these items end up in a Save for Later List and forget you ever even wanted it in the first place.
Me: why do you keep so many things in the cart on on Amazon.

Friend: oh did you see that? I just be Click Shopping
Click Shopping by zanderC29 March 31, 2022

Faucet Sipping 

When one positions themselves upside down vertically, legs skyward, while masturbating creating a position where one nuts straight onto their face/mouth.
i walked in on Monty and he was faucet sipping!
I caught him sipping from the faucet