When an individual (most likely a virgin) pre-cums like a motherfucker and puts his 12 incher into his partners cooch. He makes one thrust and there it goes..........this creates a very tense situation which is called a 3 second pregnancy scare. The man ends up learning from his mistake and vows from this day forward to always use a ribbed magnum before he engages in intercourse ever again.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
He's so big lets hope he will not break through the fucking magnum.
Virgin: Man I had a 3 Second Pregnancy Scare last night
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
College Student: Yo what do u mean by that?
Virgin: I put it in and busted within 3 seconds
College Student: WTF I bet that she was pissed
Virgin: I dunno man but that was the scariest moment of my life, i will never forget my ribbed magnums again!
by Grinnell April 1, 2008
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a vampire
with a sexy husband
and a best friend who has an specail ability !
she is quite creative dont underestamate her
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2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.
2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.
1. Did you hear about James? Yeah, some freak scarecrowed him and left him hanging in his apartment.
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This results in a total loss of inibitions which invariably results in one of the following:
1. Waking up next to a fat hairy heifer
2. Fighting with Big Mad Malcy McQ
3. Pole-Dancing
4. Questioning the bouncers (CUNTS!) authority.
5. Stealing people's drinks from their table.
6. Staggering home hoping you dinnae get beat up by the local bampots.
This results in a total loss of inibitions which invariably results in one of the following:
1. Waking up next to a fat hairy heifer
2. Fighting with Big Mad Malcy McQ
3. Pole-Dancing
4. Questioning the bouncers (CUNTS!) authority.
5. Stealing people's drinks from their table.
6. Staggering home hoping you dinnae get beat up by the local bampots.
Chaos mode. You've had one or four too many Double Glen Morangies and that girl you're eyeing up is actually a big fat hairy heifer. You think it's time to improvise a few moves on the dance floor, namely faliing on your arse. You see someone you know and talk s*** to them for as long as you can about how you love them really. You are a bomb scare!
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