shit

poop

dat wigger just shitted in the crap pot

by zomg lol April 25, 2009

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it happens.

"My dog just died!"
"Shit happens."

by Krype February 11, 2012

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POOP!

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.

by thegoodzz July 5, 2010

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Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:

Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something/denotes fear.
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above

"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Shit man!"

"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Oh Shit! That guy is gonna fucking kill me!"
"Shit man!"

by Marvin the Dork July 22, 2008

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Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

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