semen

tie dye shit that comes out of your dick

holy shit, my semen is tie dye!

by Manishguy March 10, 2005

semen

Men who work on the sea; sailors.

There's seamen lying everywhere!

by The Orange Puppet November 15, 2003

semen demon

an evil entity or entities that instigate sexual addiction in men.

I have semen demons in my nuts.

by talleres December 7, 2010

Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"

Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?

by The Jiggle May 24, 2006

semen

boybutter

Tony squirted boybutter on Kelly's immense, white, pasty, whalelike tummy!

by KB October 8, 2003

The Andy Samberg

A sex position: When you cum on a guy or girl's face, throw him or her on the ground, and then tazz him or her in the butt. (Preferably in the butt hole).

Last night my boyfriend and I did The Andy Samberg! It was great, but my butt stings a little.

by punkfairy53 March 3, 2010

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008