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Self Buffeting

Peter "I knew Victoria was depressed, but i didnt realise she would hang herself"

Sebastian " I know , I didnt see that self buffeting coming"
by Kaiser Moonbizzle III December 4, 2009
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Self-frisk

1. The process men go through every morning to check their pockets for everything they need for the day (wallet, cell phone, keys, etc.).

2. The act of frantically patting oneself down in order to locate a missing crucial item which should be in one's pockets (ticket stubs, receipts, keys, etc.).
Person 1: So when I finally got the check I discovered that I didn't even have my wallet!

Person 2: Why didn't you do a self-frisk this morning to make sure you had it?

Person A: Your ticket stub, sir?

Person B: *self-frisks* I have two quarters here...and my receipt from lunch...and here it is. *hands over*
by SirSpen February 19, 2011
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Self patdown

To check one's pockets for cell phone/wallet/keys before jumping in a pool or the ocean.
I always do a self patdown before I jump in the water.
by cq29 June 1, 2010
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Self-dis

The act of offending oneself in order to create humour, first invented in 2013 by Mr. Penfold
Mate 1: Hey you know who's a dick?

Mate 2: Me!!!!

Mate 1: Haha, great self-dis!
by WillPenfold April 18, 2014
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self-fuckery

the act of fucking oneself, be it a clone or masturbation
By massive luck, Tom perfected his cloning device, making true self-fuckery be possible.
by Naphrym July 19, 2014
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self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice
Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice
by Townsman December 29, 2014
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self conversing

the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.
.....fucking busch light...i keep self conversing..
by trilly mays March 30, 2015
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