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shitting beads

when your friend goes to his girlfriends house and shoves anal beads up his ass and she pulls them out and he shits everywhere. you go to the bathroom and walk out and see her playing with your shit.
yo coley why are you playing with my shitting beads. you ugly slut
by colinoscopy May 23, 2010
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Shitting chips

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".
by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008
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Spitting Cobra

The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.
"dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"
by rghrbogbaroy February 5, 2013
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spitting around the hood

(шататься по городу in Russian): ignoring curfew, instead aimlessly wandering around town, looking for adventure
by Sexydimma February 15, 2015
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spitting

Droppin' a crispy rhyme or rap
Yo did you check out Jtrigga's new album? Dude he was spitting like no other.
by Jtrigga April 9, 2015
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Scritting

Spending endless time on the bowl scrolling through social media while shitting. More scroll than shit.
"Has Bill gotten back from the bathroom?"
"No, man he's been scritting for like 20 minutes"
by BOIYF December 17, 2019
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