schmoo

Some dude that has no real redeeming qualities about him - physical or otherwise. They generally aren't bad or ugly people, just not anything to write home about.

Yeah, you're talking about Ashley's new boyfriend? That dude is such a fucking schmoo. No idea why she likes him.

by boosh22 March 11, 2016

Schmoolie

A fuck up, someone who doesn't know

Oh wow, I really schmooled up. I'm such a schmoolie.

by Dannielleung September 5, 2016

Schmoo

A complete moron; a fucking idiot.

My brother is a "schmoo".

by Live Wire Princess January 3, 2006

schmoo

schmoo: a fat or ugly person..used as a word instead to not hurt their feelings... usually used in conjunction with the word shamando..

girl1:"hey kim what you think of that guy over there?"
girl2: "ewwww schmooo"
guyoverther:"i wonder what that means, maybe they think im c00l?"

by ericka! July 13, 2004

schmooze

To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.

Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.

They were sitting on the couch, schmoozing all afternoon.

by Rali August 21, 2005

Schmoopee

How a spouse refers to the better half with love and affection.

My schmoopee is the best man in the world.

by tntbrowne August 19, 2009

Schmonk

When the bottom of your foot itches, and you stomp-walk to try to get it to stop itching.

Fred: Is your foot itching?
Tom: Yeah, how did you know?
Fred: You've been schmonking for about ten minutes now.

by Wise_Nerd XD September 30, 2010