Ron dong

A guy who is super homophobic and outspoken about gays to cover up being gay and still in the closet.

He is super ron dong tonight

by Husky boy 1969 April 15, 2023

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Captain Ron

When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.

I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!

by ArgggMatey July 14, 2016

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The evil, bald, mustachioed mortal enemy and estranged uncle of Bristol Hawkstone. Born Ronald Cougeral Hawkstone, he dropped his last name when he and his brother Emil created the "international department involving civilian safety" or, I-DICS in 1868. After killing his brother Emil in 1994, Ron took his daughter Samanpha and joined a traveling circus as the trapeze act they called: the flying cougeral's. After the act broke up due to a love interest, Ron kidnapped all 5 of his great nieces and nephews, and framed his first nephew, famous man of mystery and known

ladies man, Bristol Hawkstone. He lived to be 733 years old, and was finally killed by Bristol following an epic two-man super-battle that would rival the first time Goku went super Saiyan. However, after the collapse of the I-DICS building Ron got trapped underneath the wreckage. Crews combed through the debris, and the site was eventually cleared, but Ronald Cougeral was nowhere to be found.

Ron Cougeral is a dick.

by Bristol H. Hawkstone April 27, 2024

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