professie

the affectionate cute nickname for a hot professor that one has an crush on...

A: Every class is interesting until a professor ruins it.
B: yeah...right...I'm hoping to get into professie Joe's class...It should be partially interesting...

by Shannning November 30, 2009

ProfuckingFreshional

Being so amazingly fresh, that there is absolutely no other way to describe it.

Chris: Man I'm feelin' fresh as shit.

Nic: Lookin' PROFUCKINGFRESHIONAL nigga.

by SnappleN'Spanky March 26, 2010

Profellate

Oral stimulation or gratification performed on a penis by a professional hooker-whore. A skill commonly attributed to those that can perform fellatio at the highest levels; who dabble in chrome and golf balls. The ultimate level is to 'proball' whereby two professional hooker-whores profellate on a single penis to completion, then sharing the ejaculate between each, mouth-to-mouth.

Damn that Heather can profellate a cock like no other.

by Roger Houston April 20, 2010

Profildaphilia

Pronounciation: Pro-file-da-fill-e-ah

The act of Facebook profile stalking.

Noun: Profildaphile.

Person 1: Yeah, I totally got this new phone the other day.
Person 2: Yeah, I know.
Person 1: Umm, how do you know that?
Person 2: Through a bit of profildaphilia.
Person 1: *in almost silent whispering* Profildaphile...

by profildaphile October 24, 2010

profanguage

any bad word

b*#@h,f@#k and b@#$%*d are profanguage

by oLd YeLlEr 67876 January 16, 2011

Profile-Pic Insomniac

Someone that is constantly changing their profile picture on a social networking website such as Facebook or Twitter.

My sister is such a profile-pic insomniac. She changes her profile-pic 3 times a day.

by THeCtotheHMan January 15, 2011

profuctive

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

by rastagurl April 18, 2011