Youtube Poop

Youtube Poop, or better known as YTP is when really talented editors ruin stuff by editing it to make it kinda funny?

Flying kitty does Youtube Poop with stuff like GTA San Andreas and other stuff but.. yea

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

nigga fart cum poop explosion

when a black person farts and has an orgasm at the same time while also having explosive diarrhea

Eww dude was that a nigga fart cum poop explosion? That was nasty as fuck!

by Gustav Andersen August 31, 2020

period poop

When a girl is on her period and has to go number 2 more often than usual, its like diarrhea every menstrual cycle

I have to go to the restroom, I have period poop!

by taquito33 August 20, 2009

poop hostage

While in the bathroom, beginning to poop, you feel the rumbling and are about to unleash a fury of noise and smells, suddenly someone comes in and you have to stop and hold it until they leave. Usually in a smaller office, and they'd know who was making the sounds/smells.

I was about to let it go when the general manager walked in, he had on those fancy shoes, he held me poop hostage until I heard the door close.

by EMNM June 2, 2008

Poop tears

Crying or tearing up while defecating.

"Man, that was a good dump."
"Hold up. Are those poop tears?"

by copybarber March 7, 2012

splatter-poop

EARLY IN THE MOIRNING- after A night of drinking ,USUALLY 24-36 BEERS TO YOUR HEAD- you sit on the toilet to take a crap - BUT INSTEAD OF THE USUAL HYDRA-CHLORIDE INDUCED GOLF BALLS- its all over the bowl- yes its splatter poop. A LIQUIDY SUBSTANCE LAUNCHED AT 60psi. usually containing no more shred of substance other than possibly some un-chewed beef jerkey youn had for lunch the day before

Dude- NO Fucking WAY am I cleaning that SPLATTER-POOP off the floor and toilet- DAVE DID IT ,LET FUCKIN DAVE CLEAN IT!

by J. ALEXANDER November 20, 2007