Phil Collins

When a person has to vomit and poop at the same time.

"I felt so bad, I Phil Collins'd all over the place!"

by Krick Crammin January 9, 2007

Urban Philanthropy

The practice of improving the life of your fellow man by generously sharing your music as you drive around with your windows, and possibly top, down, blasting whatever magnificent blessing is enhancing your own life out to others. Because you love your neighbors, and it's good to share.

Upon hearing a few bars of thumping bass and rhythmic shouting warped on either end by the doppler effect: "I do think a little urban philanthropy brightens up the neighborhood from time to time."

by peterbilt May 24, 2011

Philadelphia

Okay so, being a real philadelphian, lemme clear up a few things:
-hockey isn't as big a deal here as everyone thinks
-people here can be pretty nice, if you're not a stuck up a hole
-in terms of sports, we have lots of pride, and yeah, we know the eagles suck, let us cling to our hopes and dreams, mkay? Besides, the phillies are pretty good
-there are some very nice places with some very high end cafe's, shops, etc. And then there are places that look like shit. There is no one way to describe Philadelphia.
-the stereotypical Philadelphian will most likely be found in south Philly, also home to real Italian food.
-yeah, we've got a lot of bums, but if you don't look like a total moron, then they generally leave you alone
-pat's and geno's suck! To find a real Philly cheesesteak, you must find the most run down, diviest place imaginable. Like Johns roast pork.
-we've got some pretty friggin cool tourist attractions, including the art museum, Franklin institute, not even to mention numerous historical sites.
So yeah, maybe we can be obnoxious, and yeah, maybe some of us have a weight problem, and yeah, most of us can't drive, but Philly has a real heart and soul, and is home to some of the best people you could meet, and you'd have to be a total, pretentious ass not to see that.

Do you really need an example about what Philadelphia is like after all that stuff I just wrote? Really?

by Who me? Yes, you! May 19, 2011

Philadelphia Cryers

The Cryers - Philadelphia's "hockey team", which is comprised of nothing but goons and whiney babies. They have a spirited rivalry with the cross-state Pittsburgh Penguins, who are the 2008-2009 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS.

Did you see the smackdown the Pittsburgh Penguins put on the Philadelphia Cryers last night? 6-1 baby, and it should have been a shutout!!

by 3-eyed-berry December 16, 2009

dr. phil

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser

1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil

by Dagon August 25, 2005

slippery Phil

A sexual act that involves pouring Old Milwaukee on a chicks tits, then tit fucking until you vomit on yourself. Originally pioneered by Phil Rodgers.

That crazy ass bitch wanted me to give her a slippery Phil. I would have, but Phil drank all my Old Mil.....

by Thumper February 27, 2003

Phil Collins

It's a drink made by drinking a Tom Collins and a Cosmopolitan at the same time, from two different glasses, from two straws. The combination of those two drinks results in a Phil Collins

After drinking two Phil Collins I ended up all wet.

by Ouroborous May 13, 2005