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The Phantom

Sometimes, when a man is too drunk to get an erection, it can be embarrassing. To avoid embarrassment, (This only works if the girl is very drunk/dumb), he can slide his fingers down infront of his penis and do the deed while making all the right noises, while the girl is none the wiser, thus avoiding a loss of dignity, unless the girl realizes his penis is unusually small.
I was way too drunk last night to get it up, so i just pulled the phantom, she was none the wiser
by teddye03 May 28, 2011
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Phantom Hoe

A person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.
Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.
by Chazlee Garcia May 5, 2008
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Phantom

Type-52 Troop Carrier

The Phantom is the primary dropship used by the Covenant in Halo 2 and Halo 3. In Halo 2, troops are deployed through a gravity lift, and three plasma cannons defend the troops as they are being dropped. In Halo 3, troops primarily exit through side doors in a manner similar to the Spirit dropship of Halo: Combat Evolved. But it still looks roughly the same, and it still has the gravity lift. It is defended by one large plasma cannon and two plasma turrets.
UNSC Marine: EYES UP! PHANTOM INBOUND!

Another Marine: Roger that, got Grunts, Jackals, and an Elite.
by an elite April 22, 2009
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Phantom Shitter

The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.
"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."

"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."
by Hail Dale September 1, 2013
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phatman454

when you have one smirnoff ice (yes the girl drink) and you become a slobbering drunk and whip out your one manhood. then you proceed to get "wayne cartered."
david is such a lightweight he pulled a phatman454 and then got railed by his dog.
by alshaan aka "negronius" April 18, 2004
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Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.
Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.
by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008
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Phantominon

1. (Noun) A person who is possesed by a ghost or phoantom.
2. (Noun) A person who wears hippie clothes while riding on a unicycle in the middle of London.
3. (Adjective) To describe someone as an ungrateful idiot excuse of a person.
1. OMG! Your boyfriend is a PHANTOMINON!!!!!
2. The news just said there is a Phantominon near Big Ben!
3. Ugh. Your such a Phantominon.
by Flapdoodle1112 July 1, 2009
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