Pencil

A thing you wright with.

Omg girl:“ omg like omg like can omg I omg use your omg pencil?”
Jimmy:“Sure.”

Jimmy:*wright omg on it”

Jimmy again: “Here omg girl”
Omg girl:“AHH OMG THANK YOU”

by P1loxx April 4, 2022

Pencil

A thing that always gets used

CaN i BoRrOw uR pEnCiL???????????????????????

by Canadian Keyboard October 22, 2019

THE pencil

Rightfully Emily’s

“THE pencil is not ryans and he can’t sue emily”

by drugsnothugs October 26, 2019

Pencil

A useful tool for writing and drawing just about anything. It can also be used to shove up your bum.

Person 1: Wheres that pencil? I need it!
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: Writing...
Person 2: oh...

by KSI's Mum November 11, 2020

pencil

A type of wood

I have 10000000000000000000000000 pencil's!

by RRReeeggg November 17, 2020

Pencil

Me shoving my fat 10 inch cock down your moms fat slimy double chinned throat

pencil

by Asian cuisine November 23, 2020

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020