grande penalitis

When a man’s dick becomes swollen due to excessive masturbation or on men who receive frequent hand jobs from a male partner with callused hands.

My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.

by stang man33 September 9, 2010

Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box

God damn man, this is an Irish penalty box

by texdab June 1, 2015

justin penalva

an awkward guy who ruins conversations. Nobody wants to be around a justin penalva becausw of his tiny penis. Justin Penalva also tends to have dirty balls.

"Come on dude, you're such a Justin Penalva"

by inateyou February 28, 2016

burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016

luis penafiel

A black haired browned eyes and a great boy friend with a great penis that is 10inch and is great in bed and knows how to pleasure a women

Luis penafiel is so fucking great in bed and out fuck you he will always be mine

by Big dick Juan April 24, 2017

kpfc penalty

when you are playing football and get a penalty but because you are autistic you shoot it straight down the middle and hope it goes in and when you miss just blame it on pressure and stuffing up the shot

james: wow that penalty had more aids than an African child
Jim: oath kou, it was a kpfc penalty if ive ever seen one

by The 8i person May 29, 2017

Death Penalty

Death penalty is a punishment for criminals. But is it really ? A punishment is not supposed to be definitive. But don't misundertand. Murderers of any kinds must be stopped. Problem is, who ever said we could take a life ? The criminal took one (or more) while he was not allowed to. But we are not allowed to either. We can't hope for respect if we ourselves don't apply it. Even if the criminal killed someone, we don't have any right to take his life. Not that he does not deserve it : he does. But let's be logical. Is it usefull to tell a child not to smoke while he sees you smoke everyday ? I don't think so. It is useless and dumb to kill someone because he's killed someone. Of course, this one killer won't do it again : but others will.

Moreover, to die is too easy. A murderer who has raped children and killed them has to live for the rest of his life thinking about it, regreting it. If he dies, it's quickly over. If it was only me, I would torture them (physically or psychologically) every single day until they ask for suicide because of too much remorse. Only then, they can die. They have to earn their death.

So for the criminals, I would rather choose perpetuity over death penalty. Or death penalty but more sadist than just an easy death. The problem is that nowadays, perpetuity costs a lot of money because criminals clearly live well in prison. This is not even jail anymore. Prisons must become prisons again.

And then, death penalty would not have to exist anymore.

If someone rapes your sister and then kills her, would you want him dead already ? For a seconde yes, but when he's dead, you'll realize it was not worth it. What is worth it however is making him endure what he's done, psychologically harrassing him until his last breath. Then, your sister would be avenged. And a murderer would have been stopped, without death penalty.

by ticengins June 5, 2017