pressed

to be pressed is to be threatened by someone

thug: yo i pressed this bum and taxxed him
other thug: slide his bape hoodie

by jjakcmeatthatahh June 27, 2025

Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.

The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.

by Caia Tech July 1, 2025

Full Dong Press

A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.

Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.

Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.

by anonymous August 8, 2025

Sinaloa pulido paining press

A delicious sexual act involving 8 males and 1 female, the 8 males wrap black Forrest ham on their ducks and stack with the female in the bottom. the bottom man will stick their weiner in the females scooter missionary and the other 7 men stack on top of each other straight anal, once everyone has came in their respective ass they fart the cum onto the women's vaginas and and use whatever ham they have left and eat her out resulting in a delicious dessert

Bardomiano: sex is getting so boring none of these bitches frwky anymore.
Onfray: yo this chick wants to try out a sinaloa pulido paining press.

by TrianglesRAwesome:38======D August 25, 2025

Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press

The Serbian Still Water Shoulder Press was created in the 1990s during the Yugoslav war to train Serbian troops against the Bosnians. The Serbians were forced to 1. Inhale Abestos. 2. Inhale Dead Air. 3. Drink 2 gallons of still water. 4. Turn on the hit song Serbia Strong. 5. Do the shoulder press. This process eliminated the bosnian threat and forced them to plant mines in their country to stop them, also forcing the americans to bomb their capital.

Bob: Hey dude you see that bosnian over there?
Jim: Yeah i already started doing my Serbian Still Water Shoulder Presses

by LZYSZNN January 25, 2025

Hydraulic Pressing

The process a gay man, who’s penis is skinnier than his partner, pushing his penis into his partners foreskin and fitting inside it.

“You should’ve seen it, I stuck my penis into Jerry’s foreskin and it looked like a hydraulic pressing!”

by Nig Bigger January 26, 2025

Team Press Charges

A fairy well-known and apropos name for small sub-set of YT creators and their rabid, pathetic simps. They are popular for grifting, calling the cops on their apps, attempting to doxx other's chats, attacking families, and just being petty snitches. FBS, Hip-Bone Harold, and Saccio are 3 of the biggest culprits. They are also known for being triggered easily . They all have been mostly ostracized from the youtube community's that they frequent.

It appears that Chicago Mucus and Team Press Charges are up to their old shenanigans again. Team Press Charges loyalist and representative FBS called the Feds on Chicky.

by Chunky Chunko March 1, 2025