loaf

sketchy or sketch.

it originates from a tofurkey loaf, which is without a doubt, a tad bit sketchy.

it can even be used in mid sentence where loaf it doesn't really make sense. it's very versatile.

use it. love it.

1. wowzers, this tofurkey is loaf.

2. uhhhh guys? this place is loaf, let's book.

3. LOAF! (for no reason)

by lamo January 15, 2005

Loaf

A man's genitalia ; a penis

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast

by BigDaddyVladdy March 03, 2017

Loaf

Money. Same thing as saying bread

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf”
“Bitch I got loaf”

by me❤ May 12, 2020

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 03, 2022

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Loaf

When a guy/girl goes out of their way to impress, talk to, and or flirt with a person.

Parker was loafing with Logan trying to get some.

That girl was on the dance floor loafing with those cheeks.

by Billy Joe-Hagrid November 16, 2019

Loaf

A stack of huge amounts of money

You got loaf ? I got my loaf bro we gotta go shopping

by Roughtrain March 19, 2016