Fair deuce

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John

GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz

by Cazlab7 November 17, 2017

Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019

Heather Deuce

The evil Heather. Counter part of Heather Ace.

Heather Deuce can HCPD pretty well... she's so awesome...

by Heather Deuce February 13, 2005

Deuce Bag

Douche Bag + Two Timer

Someone who cheats even though they are seriously lucky to have one partner.

"Woah, I can't believe he cheated on such a nice girl when he is so fat and ugly."

"What a total deuce bag!"

by melanie car May 25, 2007

Deuce Fairy

A person who goes around dropping, hot steamy shits in computers.

Devin is a Deuce Fairy he deuced the chairman of the Computer Tech Department’s computer.

by James king May 31, 2004

sling a deuce

Same as dropping a deuce

"yo, hang out for a bit...i gotta sling a deuce

by Teh Sheik May 19, 2005

Double Deuces

Double Deuces are another way of saying 22s for a rim size. When you see, lets say a cutlass, it could be sittin on Double Deuces.

Darnell:"Yo check out them Double Deuces".

Sean:"Darnell, I had Double Deuces like them but better".

by w@Zgood March 31, 2009