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toilet idea

Seemingly profound and often introspective thoughts that cross a man's mind while he sits on the commode and ponders things.
Einstein's theories of general and special relativity are toilet ideas. He was taking a heavy dump when he realized space is like toilet water...
by Preteranimus July 15, 2010
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Toilet Nazi

A person who obsesses about the toilet habits of others, like how long they spend in there or how much bog roll they leave behind when finished.
My roommate is a complete toilet nazi, whatever I do, seat up , seat down, too much bog roll, too little bog roll, it's always wrong.
by afod February 13, 2017
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Toilet Taliban

One who runs into a bathroom and loudly Defecates.

You are only a toilet Taliban if you rush into the toilet, and your poop is audibly loud.
Subject one has just dined at Taco Bell. His bowels are furious and he rushes to the restroom. Opon arrival the remnants of two enchiritos and a soft drink burst forth from his rectum with a retort that was heard throughout the restaraunt. The FBI reported him as a toilet Taliban.
by Alexiosassypants September 14, 2015
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Toilet Tennis

A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.
Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.
by Onlydog January 4, 2019
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Teabagger toilet

A toilet with a water level so high when a guy sits down his testicles touch the water!
Jim was caught off guard when he sat down and his balls got wet, frigin Teabagger toilet!!
by tatsmec January 5, 2017
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toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
by wicked son December 18, 2011
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toilet hugger

The word “toilet hugger” is a way of preferring to people who suffer from bulimia or eating disorders in general. This term is typically used amongst people with eating disorders to joke around and make light of their suffering, or for people on the out-skirts to use it as a derogatory term.
“bitch, go to the nearest psych ward you fucking toilet hugger.”

“how about you leave people with mental disorders alone and mind your own business for once bethany? no one asked you to play savior.”
by girlvomit March 17, 2023
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