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Jada-ed Past

When a married woman is know to have had and continues to constantly cheats on her simp of a husband with anyone, including but not limited to her own son's friends, while her simp husband continues to defend her because he can't take a joke. She commands him to slap people that make a joke about her, but simp husband isn't allowed to beat the guys she having the affair with.
I know my wife has a jada-ed past, but if Chris Rock ever say my wife's name with his mouth, I'm gonna slap that microphone off his face.
by Scammerpayback247 March 28, 2022
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Boudreaux's Butt Paste

An American brand of skin cream that started out as a remedy for diaper rash.12 It has also been used for the treatment of various skin ailments including psoriasis, jock itch, shingles, chafing, cold sores and acne
In 2008, due to Boudreaux's Butt Paste ads on the car, Ray's No. 90 Ford was named the fifth scariest NASCAR paint scheme of all time by ESPN The Magazine for having "'BUTT PASTE' slapped on the rear quarter panels in giant red lettering and a cartoon baby riding on the hood
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Crotch Paste

The gooey buildup of sweat, baby powder & dead skin that accumulates on/around a person's genitals after going without bathing for an extended period of time.
I tried to give him/her some head, but all the crotch paste grossed me out
by Kommissar August 24, 2021
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Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.
Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.
by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020
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happy paste

Man that guy's happy paste tastes delicious
by t02j February 23, 2017
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window licking paste eater

a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater
by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021
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Copy and paste wedding

A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.
Oh my! Courtney and Mikes wedding had such a copy and paste wedding!
by Butyes0711 February 15, 2020
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