lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023

Plates

The ID of the car

What are the plates

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

half plate gomi

too full for a full plate, hungry enough for a half plate

Ivre, one half plate gomi

by Majorsuggs November 12, 2020

Blank Plate

When a person wants to start a new life under a new identity OR A plate a person gets put in their head after an accident.

Pedro wanted a blank plate after testifying against the barista.

by Most Interesting Man Alive October 19, 2011

Shut Your Plate

A polite way of saying "Shut Your Mouth"

Sally is chatting shite..."Shut Your Plate" Sally

by Roadz April 4, 2019