Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.

Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!

by .TheEel January 30, 2020

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

jewish slave

A Jewish slave is a person who followed the Jewish religion from 1939-1945 who worked for the Nazis in the concentration camps of Auschwitz and other camps around Poland

Bro I feel so bad for Jewish slaves

by theypissmeoff123 June 4, 2022

Jewish Scarf

When she puts her mouth where the rabbi took your foreskin and gives you a blowjob

Carmen hits me with a Jewish Scarf last night and I thought I was going to have to call the Rabbi again

by Dickmeatjones November 20, 2025

Jewish aluminum

Filling the cans with sand and/or rocks before you recycle them.

I sure got a lot more money since I cashed in my Jewish aluminum.

by Trump2024fjb_LGB September 2, 2023

Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021