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The worst name you could possibly give a child. If you ever do name your child "Noodles", you better keep that between you and god.
My son Noodles ate a bowl of ramen for the first time today.
Noodles by DipN'Drop (TLS) February 25, 2023

laser-noodle 

a projectile from the mouth...most likely being a noodle.or spit,or basically anything.this most-likely happens when some one is really excited,or just retarded.it is quite funny,but some times disgusting if you fall victim to a laser-noodle
awesome-dude-with-long-hair: dewd,i was at game stop the other day,it was so awesome.

weird-girl-with-domo-backpack: game stop!(at this point the girl shoots a laser-noodle across the table and hits sasquach

awesome-dude-with-long-hair: lawlz!

Carbonated noodles 

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.
"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."
Carbonated noodles by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Mop Noodles

Ramen Noodles, the cheap ones you can buy for like $0.10.
Get your poor ass to the store and buy me some mop noodles! We ongry!
Mop Noodles by Galfinkus October 25, 2010

sweet noodles 

awesome, wicked, sick, etc
instead of "that was sick!"

"sweet noodles dude"
sweet noodles by threefish October 8, 2011

flying noodle 

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!
flying noodle by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015