russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

Russian bombsquad

When a group of Russian females split into two attack opp teams while one team bites on your testicles until there raw while the second pegs you in the ass.

Hey mike drop your pants, and take this Russian bombsquad.

by Peter the impaler;) December 17, 2020

Russian Caravan

The female act of collecting a sample of freshly dumped man jizz from ones vagina, and wiping it under his nose with your finger..!!

"Jimmy what's that crusty looking stuff on your top lip, you got the flu?"
"Nah mate, the Mrs got me with a Russian Caravan"

by KMGS June 5, 2016

Russian Deepfakes

Well...

Hym "That explains all the Russian deepfakes of Joe Rogan and Elon Musk doesn't it!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hey, if I use the word Russia, does Peckham own Russia now? Pfffahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam August 19, 2023

Russian Tromboner

Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.

Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?

by omarstones July 9, 2014

Russian Icepick

When you take a sip of a red slurpee right before shove your tongue up your partner’s butthole.

And Russell said, “I’d take Taylor Swift to the Olive Garden, then give her a Russian Icepick.”

by Jessica_Rabbit June 2, 2018

Russian Backhand

A Russian back hand is when you drown your hand or fist with any kind of vodka your can find and then light that extremity on fire with a match or lighter and then swiftly beat and abuse whoever is angering you till they are covered in enough vodka so that they are on fire

My girlfriend got mad at me and turned off my game of fortnite so I stood up and pulled a Russian backhand and I had to drive her to the hospital after

by UhSendItBro June 5, 2018