To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.
To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.
by Wavles March 03, 2020
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muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea
last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss
by tombull360 September 01, 2021
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Muddy Marquez

While attempting the Dirty Sanchez, you unknowningly fill your finger full of poo, leaving mud all over your unsuspecting partners lip.
I should have known better than to attempt the Dirty Sanchez after a cheap dinner. She was pissed, to say the lest with her Muddy Marquez!
by FranDiggidy April 16, 2018
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 06, 2009
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Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.
James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game
by Mr_dude_man January 20, 2025
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Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.
Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.
by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017
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muddy backroad

Jeremy: Where do you want me to put it?
John: Down my Muddy Backroad...
by PrepucioFetido July 20, 2022
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