muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room

Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.

by Memo watkins November 20, 2016

muddy submarine

(n) the act of releasing fecal matter while performing anal with your girlfriend/boyfriend while the male genitalia is currently inserted in the anus.

Verb tense: muddy-submarined

Bro....my girlfriend let me muddy submarine her last night, she can't move now....great success!

Or...

Jim, my girlfriend just gave me a muddy submarine and now I can't walk or sit down.... not great success

by The Red October March 20, 2017

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025

muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016

Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.

He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.

by masonthekiller July 30, 2011

muddy boulder

verb. The act sticking one or both of your testicles in a conscenting party's ass hole and pulling it out with a layer of feces on it.

What's that smell? Oh, that's just from Jeff and I giving Chantel a muddy boulder.

by D-Money$ August 2, 2014