Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.

Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!

by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023

Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people

Damn that Singles’ Monday offer at Dania filled me up today

by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025

Marsh Monday

A new monday that makes it much more fun

Have you heard its marsh monday

by vergilcock July 18, 2022

Manlet Monday

A time when a bunch of minuscule manlets get together to whine about having spent another torturous weekend alone as always and to mentally prepare themselves for an undoubtedly horrific week of constant humiliation and well-deserved bullying due to their laughably obvious manletism and abominable Napoleon complex. The stunted and diminutive manlet boys usually dance around wearing Oompa Loompa costumes while listening to Short People, thusly worshipping their idol Randy Newman in a futile and desperate bid to be finally blessed with an invaluable and long-awaited growth spurt.

Lol, why are those sissy manlets dressed up as Oompa Loompas holding hands over there? It must be Manlet Monday. Those midget monstrosities are probably waddling to the nearest hobbit-hole. Good. I don't want no short people around here.

by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024

Monday Mopes

The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.

Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.

George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.

by TheCdog March 2, 2011

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The third Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone or whoever sent this to you.

by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022

Mullet Monday

A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice

Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday

by anonymous May 19, 2021