Mobile DJ

Someone who likes to roll down their windows of their and play their volume at full blast

There were 12 different mobile DJs while we were stuck in traffic

by Sam's town July 15, 2022

Control mobile

It’s where a man shits and takes a piss in a woman’s mouth and Jack’s off in her mouth and she swallows it

Friend: what did you do last night

Me: me and my wife done a control mobile

by Digbickboy96024 March 9, 2021

mobile cones

Smoking bongs in a moving vehicle. Can also be extended to driving to a carpark/spot and smoking in the parked car.

Stoner: "Smoking here at my house is getting boring, lets go for some mobile cones."

by Diego November 13, 2003

Scheweebi Mobile

A Little Tikes car that is modded to where it can reach maximum speeds of 23 mph

Dave: “Have you seen that Jerry got a brand new Scheweebi Mobile”
Bob: “Yeah dude I’m jealous it can go 23 mph”

by ScheweebiMan July 31, 2022

Typing on Mobile Keyboards

Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.

Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.

by moth. August 7, 2021

Mobile Game Advert

30-20 unskippable seconds of cringe

person 1: did you see that mobile game advert for delete one part
person 2: the one that lures horny 9 year olds in?
person 2: yeah I've seen it, had to drink unsee juice after that

by ToastCantBeFoundHere May 7, 2022

IMO Mobile

a phone brand in the uk that people like to call "ewaste" on TikTok and other platforms because of its terrible specs

Person 1: "what is imo mobile?"
Person 2: "its e waste"

by sigma6942ß February 24, 2024