Truffle Milk

Major yeast infection with massive discharge.

I was told The Rev enjoyed his wife’s truffle milk!

by Shegeeks369 August 26, 2020

milk the farm

Somebody who works on a farm or has the word milk in their name most commonly they will smell like a farmer who has a milk farm

Yo Milk the farm man you have to milk the farm

by UGH A GUY November 29, 2017

smoccy milk

The smocciest of milks, available only to those who have reached enlightenment and inted themselves to heights unreachable by those unsmocced

Bro 1: Hey bro got any smoccy milk?
Bro 2: Achieve it yourself man!
Bro 1: you know what, you're right

by Purefect April 4, 2022

Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.

Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

Milk Abuse

Milk Abuse - A great kid

Milk Abuse makes music

by Rarebatae April 3, 2019

eternal milk

Water that quenches the thirst of cats, therefore giving them their nine lives.

The cat needed his eternal milk to revive a lost life.

by RachelAnne101 April 25, 2017

Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.

I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.

by Ace B November 24, 2006