Martian Meteor

When she shoots a ping pong ball out of her pussy at you while on her period.

I went to Stacey's last night and when I came out of the bathroom she hit me with a martian meteor! Fucking gross dude!

by TheRealMajorTom September 4, 2021

mini metro

Mini Metro is an android and apple game that has existed since August 2014. It is popular due to its unique puzzle elements. It is normally sold for the price of 99 cents. It was included in the App Store Best of 2016.

I love this new game I just got mini metro.

by LizardInACan October 21, 2021

Seven-meter defeater

Noun
A very large cock

''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

NYC Metro System

the most confusing thing in the world if your a foreigner

nyc metro system is a mess

by plutonium1887 January 21, 2022

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

London Metro

A reverse Eiffel Tower. 2 girls riding one guy, either facing each other or different directions.

“Bro I hooked up with 2 aphis last night. Took them on the London Metro”
“That’s so raftus bro”

by homelessbozo August 31, 2022

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023