May 27

This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!

“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”

by ipeelteeth January 25, 2020

May 10

May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.

"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"

"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"

by thatoneextremlygoofylimelight♡ April 19, 2020

Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018

MAY 10

May 10 is national kick siblings day! So if you have siblings, prepare to kick them!

I can't wait to kick my sister on MAY 10, National kick my siblings day!!!

by Dictionary Carrot December 11, 2020

sarah-may

Metal. Very Metal. And run around like headless chickens.

Did you see her at that concert last night??

Yeah! Doing a total Sarah-May!

by MufasaTweedle October 20, 2013

The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

jessica may

Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.

Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.

by Love family friends and life October 23, 2018