May 2nd

International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering

person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god

by Yeshelloitme May 2, 2021

The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

May 10

The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one

I cant wait for may 10th!

by Louis Koch III May 9, 2019

may 3

national make out day! make out with ur bf/gf

lets makeout bc its may 3rd

by echo-snowwy May 1, 2022

Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018

May 18

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often

Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.

by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022

May 9th

The day were Joe tells his crush Eli, that he is in love with him.

Did you hear?
Since it's May 9th, Joe confessed his love to Eli.

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022