maestrobate

Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator

As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

by ExecuMutant August 30, 2006

tres master

tres master describes a person who has engaged (and continues to) in threesome sexual activity.

Shadi and Tito are known to be tres masters of 588.

by Danny Yoon May 5, 2004

female masterbation

putting your finger or fingers in your vegina in and out until pleasured, sprayed out sticky juicy warm cum and screamed like a bitch

I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.

by fuck master June 5, 2003

masterbator

A person who is a 3rd degree black belt in the art of masturbation. A masterbator doesn't need physical stimulation all he needs is meditation to be able to complete his task.

Dude 1: Look that guy is sitting there by himself with the look of extreme pleasure in his face. He's also making weird noises too.

Dude 2: He's a masterbator he's able to masturbate with his mind.

Yak: That's right I am a 3rd degree blackbelt masterbator. No need for women or porn and no getting cockblocked. And look no hands! hahaha.

by DickDonalds1/4pounder December 16, 2009

Master of Reality

Master of Reality is the third album by the hard rock band Black Sabbath.It was released in 1971. Master of Reality starts off with guitarist Tony Iommi taking a very large bong hit of marijuana and coughing in the song Sweet Leaf. The next song is a pro-christian song, which surprises many people, called After Forever. The album features 2 short opening peices to 2 of their songs, which the band seperated from the actual tracks to make the album look like it had more songs, which they did many times. This album is number 298 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the top 500 greatest albums of all time.

Lets go smoke some pot and listen to master of reality.

by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

chemical masterbation

To use/abuse or pleasure oneself with drugs. Usually referring to narcotics or rather hard drugs such as opiates (heroin, morphine oxycodone, methadone, demorol, ect..) or the stronger stimulants such as cocaine, methamphetime or other amphetamine like compounds. And also usually doing so in high excess/abuse.

person a:Man, that cat used to be cool but went over the edge with chemical masterbation
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.

by LeibstandarteAdH (Matt B.) April 1, 2007

masterbatorium

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005