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longed out

When you want to do something but you have to wait an inordinately long time to do so or are unable to do so.
Person one: I really want to get high but my mate borrowed all my weed.

Person two: Ah man that sucks.
Person one: I know man, I'm longed out.
by Adena98 July 15, 2016
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The long donut

When a guy sticks his finger all the way down his penis and pulls it out. Thus his dick resembles a long donut.
Kevin- Whats that kid screaming about?
*looks down to the bottom bunk*
AHHHHHHHHH HE GAVE HIMSELF A LONG DONUT! HIS FINGER IS STUCK IN HIS DICK!

Camp Nurse- Son why did you give yourself The long donut thats literally the most painful thing you will experience.
by Jossh K December 13, 2019
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long throw

beyond scope or beyond one's bearing
Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna
by Conzwelo January 29, 2009
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long essay

no exact definition, but have a clear example below.
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. "You need to learn to think for yourself," she wanted to tell him. "Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down." But she didn't because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.
Lori lived her life through the lens of a camera. She never realized this until this very moment as she scrolled through thousands of images on your computer. She could remember the exact moment each photo was taken. She could remember where she had been, what she was thinking as she tried to get the shot, the smells of the surrounding area, and even the emotions that she felt taking the photo, yet she had trouble remembering what she had for breakfast.
He collected the plastic trash on a daily basis. It never seemed to end. Even if he cleaned the entire beach, more plastic would cover it the next day after the tide had come in. Although it was a futile effort that would never be done, he continued to pick up the trash each day.
Yes this is an example of long essay.
by just a normal lurker November 26, 2021
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spencer long

spencer long, usually tries to touch everyone’s dick at school. sends nudes to pedos. he has a small willy. and twerks everywhere he goes
spencer long
yeh i know him he’s so gay
by gayboyspencer October 27, 2019
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Long Island

An island east of NYC. When you hear Long Island, most people think about Nassau and Suffolk counties. Geographically, Long Island consists of 4 counties, Nassau, Suffolk, Kings and Queens.

Some people thing Long Island is ghetto, everyone is rich, but that's not true. It's an average suburban area, but, Long Island is special, besides some train stations smelling like piss. On Long Island (more specifically in Suffolk County) it takes about an hour to get to the city. (Manhattan for people who don't know what I mean by 'city'). Long Island has the best bagels, and amazing pizza.
"You can turn on red asshole! It's Long Island"
by Akbfbwidnq d February 14, 2017
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Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone
Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami
by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019
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