by Brave Dave C November 27, 2015
When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.
by DaddyWeakKnees September 13, 2022
by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021
A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.
by baggergod9000 August 01, 2021
Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
by driftyshmifty November 17, 2018
A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011
The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.
by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011