log wash

The act of sucking dick.

Log=cock
Wash=mouth
Hence cleaning the lumber.
That girl isn't too pretty, but I would definitely take a log wash.
by Brave Dave C November 27, 2015
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Sour log

When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.
Girl I was out with my guy last night and he gave me THE BEST sour log of my life.
by DaddyWeakKnees September 13, 2022
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Maiden Log

The first log in a fat grump
Just took a shit and that maiden log tore UP my asshole
by ZIEFMOMO October 18, 2021
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Bagger Log

A spreadsheet that annoying Mario Kart Wii baggers will send in chat after a war. They do this in order to show off their "skill" or to prove how unlucky they are.
Sam: GGs, here's the bagger log if you want it.
Everyone else: Didn't ask!
by baggergod9000 August 01, 2021
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Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.
My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”
by driftyshmifty November 17, 2018
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Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.
Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.
by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011
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Log Hoser

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.
by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011
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