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linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
mugGet the linoleum lizardmug.

Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.
“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”
by fetchfun November 8, 2018
mugGet the Lizardsmug.

Lizard tickle culture

Lizard tickle culture is a culture of people that tickle lizards for respect
Lizard tickle culture is a bit odd, let's just tickle feet instead.
by The lizard tickler July 12, 2024
mugGet the Lizard tickle culturemug.

Lizard

A bitch that’s lowkey depressed but Dosnt know how to handle it
Omg did u see Emily she’s such a lizard
by Backoffbiatch1 April 22, 2020
mugGet the Lizardmug.

lizard shooter

Lizard shooters are human crab mutations that walks like crabs, They always move in floks and move south during the sommer. They hide underground during the winter and alway keep yellow spotted lizard picture on their chin. There are two guns in their packet.
A freind askt me what a lizard shooter is.
by Mac john December 6, 2018
mugGet the lizard shootermug.

Yacht lizard

Same as a lot lizard but try to get on yachts vs semis
Look at those yacht lizards waiting for a guy to get on his yacht.
by Maria1992 September 7, 2023
mugGet the Yacht lizardmug.

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"
there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010
mugGet the lizard spitmug.

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