Lisa is a girl who is really dorky. Like, REALLY dorky. She's the most dorky and cringy girl you'll ever meet.
Person: Who is that weird and dorky girl over there?
Me: Oh, it's my best friend Lisa. Sorry, she has a rare disease called Lisaiteous. Don't come too close or you'll get it too.
Me: Oh, it's my best friend Lisa. Sorry, she has a rare disease called Lisaiteous. Don't come too close or you'll get it too.
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boy 1: Dammmn you see that chick she got a fat assss.
Boy 2: *girl turns around* Naaaa man she a Mona Lisa lookin bitch.
Boy 1: damn.
Boy 2: *girl turns around* Naaaa man she a Mona Lisa lookin bitch.
Boy 1: damn.
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Get the Lisandro mug.A small girl, either white or brown. Definitely short. Chases clout for a living. Falls for the worst and has the worst taste daddy. Talks shit but can't back it up. Has daddy issues, is somewhat retarded, is overall nice but still stupid. Gets obsessed with anything 'cultured'. Tries to act like a different ethnicity than what she is. Will die doing something stoopid for clout.
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A social terrorist who has already been told to leave, but remains anyway.
To lose a primary election, but to end up running in the general election anyway as a third-party candidate, so as to spite the primary winner by trying to steal votes from him/her. See Charlie Crist.
A social terrorist who has already been told to leave, but remains anyway.
To lose a primary election, but to end up running in the general election anyway as a third-party candidate, so as to spite the primary winner by trying to steal votes from him/her. See Charlie Crist.
What's his problem, I just broke up with this loser, and just told him to get out of my house, and now he's trying to sleep on my couch? What a Lisa Murkowski he is.
I could have swore that I told that lame douchebag to leave my party since he was not invited. He's still here twenty minutes later, starting arguments with my best friends, and creeping out my lady friends. Is he trying to pull a Lisa Murkowski on me?
Since Daddy's Little Girl (a.k.a. Lisa Murkowski) lost the primary to hold on to her Senate seat inherited from her father, her sense of entitlement overrode her sense of decency (assuming she had any), and she decided to run as a third-party candidate in order to steal votes from Joe Miller, the man who beat her in the primary, out of spite.
I could have swore that I told that lame douchebag to leave my party since he was not invited. He's still here twenty minutes later, starting arguments with my best friends, and creeping out my lady friends. Is he trying to pull a Lisa Murkowski on me?
Since Daddy's Little Girl (a.k.a. Lisa Murkowski) lost the primary to hold on to her Senate seat inherited from her father, her sense of entitlement overrode her sense of decency (assuming she had any), and she decided to run as a third-party candidate in order to steal votes from Joe Miller, the man who beat her in the primary, out of spite.
by Miroslav Jung November 2, 2010
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