Lion cake

A person who eats zebra cakes.

Hey do you want zebra cakes?
No! im not a lion cake!

by oqierualskhdfjnmcasdf July 17, 2020

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Zion Da Lion

An amazing Leo baby boy named Zion with the courage of a lion

Look at Zion Da Lion, with his strong courageous handsome self

by TeyBenn August 14, 2020

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Lion King

The best Character is Timon. Period.

Human: The Lion King is the best!
Me: Yeah I love Timon!
Human: Yeah! Everyone else SUCKS, bro

by IEATNUMBERS June 26, 2020

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Mountain Lion

An euphemism for Making Love, because they share the same abbreviations: ML

Jim: How much you have a Mountain Lion?
Tracey: None of your business

by Sir. B September 10, 2020

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An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

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