Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"
Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."
Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."
Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."
Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."
by Lanky Kittens FTW September 03, 2010
Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it
jenn has a pritty kitty
jenn has a pritty kitty
by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004
by matt ellis November 14, 2003
While having sex with your girl from behind you secretly sprinkle the marshmallows from Lucky charms into her ass. When she finds them later you yell "surprise!"
by shanman72 April 18, 2019
A Da Hood Kitten is a girl that would usually hang around her rich boyfriend and kill any girls that walk by her and act "quirky"
Pick me da hood kitten: uhh LOL PICK MEE
random person: wtf..?
rich boyfriend: leave my gvf alone bro
random person: wtf..?
rich boyfriend: leave my gvf alone bro
by yhhik February 12, 2022
"Dude did you play techno kitten adventure last night?"
"No I was too busy taking acid."
"Your loss."
"No I was too busy taking acid."
"Your loss."
by jackybox January 07, 2012
Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.
Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!
Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!
by J4Q December 25, 2010