Kevin

Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective

"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."

"Why?"

"I think...she gave me Kevin..."

"...dude that IS bad..."

by GatoSquadPro October 13, 2011

Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.

Kevin is probably a second string ninja.

by Marin8ing September 23, 2017

Kevin

He is an idiot

Me: Kevin ur an idiot

Kevin: I know

by ZxSloth December 9, 2016

Kevin

A pretty fucking gay name if you ask me

Kyle: I know you took my juul brah
Kevin: Nahh man it was Jordan dude I swear brah

by GermanDidNothingWrongInWW1 May 22, 2019

Kevin

A bitch ass hoe that sucks dick and gets 0 pussy

That dude Kevin breathe smell like dick! :0

by donaldtrumpsupporterkkk October 1, 2017

Kevin

Kevin:a guy who normally dates girls named: Ariel ,Ariana, jayda, Cheyenne, jordyn, jalisa ,mostly Ariana and jayda

For people named Kevin

by V sauce May 28, 2018

Kevin

Kevin /noun/ A Smol boy who also refers to the names Cum Slut, Xander’s Bitch, and Pussy Boy.

Wow, Kevin is such a thot. Did you know he sucks Xander’s dick?

by OwO Bleach December 17, 2018