Skip to main content

michael jordan 

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!
Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.
michael jordan by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008
michael jordan mug front
Get the michael jordan mug.
See more merch
the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."
jordan by loverrr April 2, 2008

Michael Jordan 

A man that is arguably the best basketball player to ever live. Won a national championship freshman year in college with a shot at the buzzer to win it all. Drafted 3rd overall by the Chicago Bulls, and soonafter won back-to-back slam dunk contests during all star weekend. Was MVP in the '91, '92, '93, '96, '97, and '98 NBA Final (all with the bulls). Wore #23 which is now retired in the Chicago Bulls uniform. Retired in '93 to play baseball, and again in '98 (not for baseball). He later played for the Washington Wizards for a couple of years.

Notable accomplishments:
-buzzer beater to win NCAA Chapmionship
-buzzer beater to win '98 NBA finals
-jumped from foul line in slam dunk contest
-made a free throw with his eyes closed
-now owns the Air Jordan clothing line, which is very successful

The man that is knowed for his amazing hangtime and jumping abilities, along with his performance in clutch situations is now is a co-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats.
Did you see Michael Jordan dunk from the foul line?

Yeah, he is an amazing basketball player
Michael Jordan by bankok July 5, 2006

Jordan (girl) 

Jordan is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, she will make smile when you are feeling down. She is always there for you and you are always able to trust her. She is a very outgoing funny girl with a great personality. Her laugh is the best thing you will ever witness in your life. She is the best thing that will ever come into your life. She will love and care for you no matter what. I love her to death
You should get your self a jordan (girl)

Dirty jordan 

a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.
"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"

Jordan Chandler 

A pathological liar who was brainwashed by his father Evan Chandler to get money from a famous superstar. After Michael Jackson's death, He later admitted that Michael never did anything to him. He should feel sorry for what he did now that Michael Jackson is dead.
Jordan Chandler took away one of the most beloved legend of our time.
Jordan Chandler by BlueOne June 14, 2013

Jordanese 

To be from jordan according to icy. NOT A MIXTURE OF IRISH AND ETHIOPEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm jordanese because i am from jordan.