Jonky

Jonky stands for a caffeine enthusiast/addict.

That is her second espresso, man, that's Jonky!

by PapaDaeDdy March 8, 2023

Jonny Murton

When you just need to split the scenes just cause you need to split the scenes

Here, he couldn’t be fucked anymore he did a Jonny Murton

by Tadgedog March 16, 2023

Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"

"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)

by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023

Jontan

Jontan

Jontan

by robloxmann April 6, 2023

Jonny

A jonny is a chagaloo, pigaleh, big boy who thrives off of in-n-out and d-riding. Usually
known as a “Big Jonny”, they only
have clothing of a size XXL and is known for putting buffets out of business.

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Wow look at Jonny ordering all
those post mates and uber eats meals.

by Bigaleh Jonny May 23, 2023

Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023