Joe Biden

The best president in U.S. history

Dude, i'm being sarcastic. Joe Biden was a terrible president. His administration's decisions lead to inflation, a border crisis, the Israel-Hamas war, and now Iran's attack on Israel.

Joe Biden by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Joe Biden

A old man that became president he can't say a sentence and gets lost very easily

Why is that man shaking hands with a ghost he must be Joe Biden

Joe Biden by The eewee creator March 15, 2024

Joe Biden

When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.

My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.

Joe Biden by toastyTORP March 28, 2024

Joe Biden

Joe Biden is a Naked Cyclist Pig who worships Stephen Hawking and Perrell Brown

Person 1: VOTE FOR JOE BIDEN, BIDEN 2024
Person 2: ew no, joe biden like to ride his bike naked in public

Joe Biden by comma4 April 5, 2024

Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

Joe Biden by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

Joe Biden by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

Joe Biden by An Audience July 21, 2024