Stoshu Job

noun Slang: Vulgar.
The act or instance of fellatio by a Greek woman. See also Blow Job.

Last summer I visited Greece and got the best Stoshu job I've ever recieved.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.

by rockothetaco November 14, 2013

McWalMart Job

Poor quality employment that pays minimum wage or lower such that if endured for long it becomes a necessity.

Person 1: Hey man, do you get paid well enough at your Job to be able to pay off debts?
Person 2: I wish, I make minimum wage on my McWalMart Job, I can barely pay off my bills, can't even think of paying debts.
Person 1: Sad to hear. Hope you can find something worth the time.

by /u/HalfMileRide March 5, 2019

Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009

Graham Job

Doing acts of oral sex performed on a man more then 3 times.For $150 or less. Prefer tranny’s.

I had fun doing Graham jobs behind the dumpster.

by Jose Vazquez February 1, 2019

Hobby Job

1) A fake job, a job that doesn't offer real financial support or stability, a job that is essentially a career in appearance only. a job for the gram (IG). 2) Frivolous employment. 3) A spoiled or rich girls day job.

4)A job that is actually fucking around with a hobby, but in reality is just a charade to make it appear that they're doing something with their life.

Anne: Did you hear Maggie got her real estate license? Melony: She just needed a hobby job so that her parents would keep paying her rent while she partied in the city, she'll eventually have to move back home to Oregon after shes all burned out and fucked half of the city's tinder guys and then reality will slowly set in.

by timekeeper96 March 28, 2019

Job Savers

Gum or breath-mint taken to avoid detection of alcohol on the breath during work hours. Candy, such as a Life-Saver, can also be used to mask the alcohol on one's breath.

Tommy, do you have any Job Savers in your desk? I had a couple beers at lunch and need to talk to the boss one on one. You know he doesn't like us to drink, even at lunch.

by Hazela December 4, 2010

Bong Job

This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.

Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"

Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."

by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013