The act of Michael Cera performing a sexual act upon Ray Hank and/or screaming his name while performing a sexual act
Nicole: dood did you see the deleted scenes from that film This Is The End?
Ashelz: no?! What happened?
Nicole: Michael Cera was totally giving Seth Rogan a Ray Job.
Ashelz: damn son!
Nicole: I know right! I've never heard someone say "Ray" in so many different ways
Ashelz: no?! What happened?
Nicole: Michael Cera was totally giving Seth Rogan a Ray Job.
Ashelz: damn son!
Nicole: I know right! I've never heard someone say "Ray" in so many different ways
by Ayfreez June 16, 2014
Get the Ray Jobmug. Hack job is when someone does a really bad job at something because they were messy or unprofessional.
Joe Blo: Man those Carpenters did a real stabby job to my place.
Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?
Joe Blo: You know what I mean.
Mike Tike: Don't you mean a hack job?
Joe Blo: You know what I mean.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Hack jobmug. by BaldEagleSB52 August 24, 2019
Get the Boy Jobmug. a job that one holds for a few weeks or so to scratch together some cash. when the money is no longer necessary or a new job is acquired, one will simply stop showing up.
person a - “how are you liking the coffee shop gig?”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
person b - “it’s alright so far but it’s just a burner job - i’ll be gone in a week.”
by elibelli June 7, 2018
Get the burner jobmug. This occurs when a rookie bong user proceeds to wrap their lips over the top of a bong as if they were about to perform fellatio. Witnesses usually express laughter, and disgust.
Steve to Stacey - "Hey Stacey, stop blowin the bong, it's NOT your boyfriends penis!"
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
Fred to Steve - "Is Stacey givin Bong Jobs again? I thought I told her not to."
by Wheeler69 March 9, 2013
Get the Bong Jobmug. The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010
Get the Jones Jobmug. A VR Game where you can work in your free time. Sounds good to me!
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.
Its a very nice sarcastic game where you can get one of your dream jobs in a time where computers took all the jobs and humans only have the simulations left.
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
Get the Job Simulatormug.