Jared

Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn

That guy is such a fucking Jared.

by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019

Jared

Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.

He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.

by ~Q November 30, 2019

Jared

A guy who is usually quiet in public but very loud at home. Usually Gay but has curly hair.

Your such a Jared Gay

by Kiwiz37 October 08, 2019

Jared

Flying thong

WOAH! look up its Jared

by SkyperFlux July 10, 2021

Jared

Someone who has sexual intercourse with cats.

Someone who rapes cats without consent

Someone with a 4” by 14”

Someone who gapes cats

Someone who eats cat

Someone who overall pounds pussycats

Oh hey is that jared? Yeah, he fucking pounds cat!

by Yourlocalcatpedophile January 03, 2022

Jared

Im in your bed but hes in your twitch chat

Jared is like 2.0 chad

by Go.touch.GRASS May 21, 2021

Jared

Someone on the surface who seems charming, likeable, losing 245 pounds to staring on a hit show. Deep inside it has an appetite for children, this is the Pedo Karen.

"Jared from Subway Is a pedophile."

"On breaking news, Jared Bell has now been convicted for endangering children with harmful material."

by RIP.exe July 30, 2021