January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. RAWR! You are usually short. And usually thicc. Ching! Most of the time you are Czech. Chong! You are nice and your future is looking snazzy.

Man, she’s a feisty beast. She must have been born on January 11th.

by averygiskewl October 12, 2019

January 20

National get eaten out day. No matter if yo pussy dry or fishy, or fat and juicy, it will get ate.

Boy: Hey it’s January 20
Girl: You know what that means..
Boy: I’m gonna eat your pussy !

by isayummy October 17, 2019

january 6

a person born on this day can get really grumpy sometimes but also be very nice at others. this person is typically vert laid-back and chill

He’s so laid-back, he must’ve been born January 6.

by ityagirlbb June 15, 2019

January 2

Jan 2nd is when people who love Wonho are born.

Man, that person who loves Wonho was obviously born on January 2nd.

by wwonholover October 15, 2019

January 3rd

The day after January 2nd and before January 4th.

Person 1: "What day is it?"
Person 2: "Fuck you"
Person 3: "January 3rd"

by DevastatingPileUpOnTheFreeway October 6, 2019

january 28

fat nigga steve’s birthday

person 1: whens your birthday?
person 2: january 28th
person 1: oh you definitely a fat nigga steve

by olerekk October 31, 2019

January 31st

Final day of January. People born on this day tend to be successful, talented and lovers of near-legendary prowess.

Last night I hooked up with a guy who fucked me so good that I can't walk straight this morning. It was incredible. He must have been born on January 31st, or something!

by Fantasma Mouthgasm October 16, 2019