jack hoff

A very bad name to have because it sounds like 'jack off'.

Girl: Hey.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.

by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008

JackSepticEye

A very loud, amazing Youtube Gamer from Ireland. Friends with many other gaming youtubers, including Pewdiepie! He is a BOSS! He swears a lot, and makes lots of jokes, which are just a few things that make him funny. With over 5 million subscribers! Jack is catching up, Pewds!

JackSepticEye is a BOSS!

by FayeTho July 23, 2015

jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

by adelews October 2, 2007

Jackarita

A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.

Hey, check out that bartender!

She's too hot to be a bartender, she's a "Jackarita"!

by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

Jacob Hoggard

Jacob Hoggard from Hedley. The man with the one and only gazillion pack.

I wish I had a gazillion pack like Jacob Hoggard, and not just a 6 pack.

Holy look at Jacob Hoggard's abs! He's got a gazillion pack!

by bnw9 September 27, 2009

JACIEL

A skillful, very chill, and fun person to hang out with but its gonna take some time to be close to you

Person : Jaciel is so chill I wanna hang out with him sometime

by Die mond March 18, 2017

Jackie Chan

He is a chinese Hollywood superstar. He is the master of Martial Arts. He is very fast in fighting and his face is graceful. He is the best actor of Martial Arts and comedy movies.

"I train not to finish my opponents, I train to have a strong body and a sane mind."-Jackie Chan in the movie "Gorgeous"

by Samurai Katsu September 15, 2003