fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.

Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.

by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012

Fair as a goat’s ass

A clear day or clean complexion.

(Most likely born of the observation that goats poop neat and dry little pellets, therefore leaving their back sides clear and clean.)

1. It’s fair as a goat’s ass outside today.

2. His/her skin is as fair as a goats ass.

by NorthOakCliffer March 18, 2021

Fair snood

A slang alternative to saying “fair enough”.

Theodore: I’ve decided to become a neo nazi
Angus: Fair snood m’dude

by AngiTangi September 3, 2021

Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»

Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»

by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020

Lilith Faired

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.

Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.

Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.

by This Gal Friday ❤️‍🔥 September 5, 2022

Fair-Sexual

A sexuality where the person is straight but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in a mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015